What “hooking up” is really like in college! (told thru GIFs)

We’ve all been there! Drunk and lonely and in the mist of the alcohol induced excitement, you go home with a guy you danced with at the party. It’s the first time “hooking up” with someone you weren’t dating. It’s exciting and awkward as you leave with him back to his place! Don’t hold too much shame in yourself walking those steps back to your place the next morning. We’ve all been there!

Here’s what “hooking up” is really like in college… Shown thru some hilarious GIFs.



Your roommate drags you to a Frat Party, that the guy she’s been Facebook stalking since Freshmen Orientation, is pledging to.


You guys start dancing with some frat guys and are too drunk to notice how they’re actually dancing with you.college


Then the hot guy you saw playing beer pong earlier, catches you looking at him.



He walks over and you manage not to make a complete fool of yourself. You guys actually start hitting it off when he asks if you want to go back to his dorm to “hang out”. You get a good vibe from him and feel comfortable and safe with him.

So you’re all like…


While, he sends a text to his roommate not to come back to the dorm that night, you let your roommate know what’s going down, by giving her the “signal” you guys came up with in the beginning of the year incase anything like this happened. (which you swore it probably wouldn’t use because you “weren’t the kind of girl to just go back to some random guy’s place to get it ON“)


You guys are back at his place, and you skip the small talk and get right to business.


Then, right before things start to heat up, you hear your mother’s voice in your head saying something like…


In which you respond in your head to that voice like this…


Then you get back to business with the hot beer pong champion guy (classy I know)


and then you guys head to the bed to start… you know…


Unfortunately, you’re both drunk, so in your head you’re thinking the sex is like this…


When in reality it’s more like this…




Once you guys are done… you kind of lay there next to each other… in awkward silence…


You guys kind of chuckle to each other, make some comments, like “that was great”. And then he falls asleep… while you’re wide awake and start to feel guilty for what you did…


(Which you’re not! It’s not like you do this every night!)

You finally drift off to sleep after noticing his poor choice of movie posters and naked girl lay outs on his wall. The next morning you wake up before him. Now’s your chance… sneak out of there!


But that fails… You wake him up in the process of trying to climb over him to get out of the bed. You make some awkward small talk about how hungover you both are…


Once you’ve gotten dressed, exchanged numbers, and finished the awkward line of, “I’ll see you around”, you proceed towards your walk of shame back to your own dorm. Which for girls is like this…


While the walk of shame for guys is more like this…


Once you get back to your dorm, your roommate pesters you with a TON of questions! She wants every detail and all you can really say is…


You tell your friend everything! And you guys laugh up your big “hooking up” adventure! 

She makes me you feel less guilty and less slutty!

Which is what friends are for! 🙂



Was that anything like your first hook up experience? Tell your story here! 🙂


To disobeying our mother’s rules in college,

(Just kidding Mom! LOL)

To making the best of college memories,

Just Meg